There just seems to be an inexhaustible supply of editorial goofs in advertisements. Prepare to cringe and laugh simultaneously. Enjoy!
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
And now, the Superstore–unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.