Funny (Non)definitions


Disclaimer: You won’t find any of these definitions in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary:

  • Arbitrator: n. A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
  • Avoidable: v. What a bullfighter tried to do
  • Burglarize: n. What a crook sees with
  • Counterfeiters: npl. Workers who install kitchen cabinets
  • Eclipse: v. What an Cockney barber does for a living
  • Eyedropper: n. A clumsy ophthamologist
  • Paradox: npl. Two physicians
  • Parasites: npl. What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
  • Pharmacist: n. A farm hand
  • Relief: v. What trees do in the spring
  • Rubberneck: vp. What you do to relax your wife
  • Sudafed: v. Brought a suit against a government official


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