Disclaimer: You won’t find any of these definitions in Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary:
- Arbitrator: n. A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
- Avoidable: v. What a bullfighter tried to do
- Burglarize: n. What a crook sees with
- Counterfeiters: npl. Workers who install kitchen cabinets
- Eclipse: v. What an Cockney barber does for a living
- Eyedropper: n. A clumsy ophthamologist
- Paradox: npl. Two physicians
- Parasites: npl. What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
- Pharmacist: n. A farm hand
- Relief: v. What trees do in the spring
- Rubberneck: vp. What you do to relax your wife
- Sudafed: v. Brought a suit against a government official
Source: AlphaDictionary.com