Here’s an idea. Dress up as a scary clown, and drop some of these dubiously funny Halloween dad jokes, puns, and riddles at a Halloween party. You will probably be bam-boo’d.
Happy Halloween!
Q: What do ghosts have when they are injured?
A: A boo boo.
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Offer them spare ribs.
Q: What are witches who live together called?
A: Broommates.
Q: What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A: A neck-tarine.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: It was a dead end.
Q: What is a zombie’s favorite summer vacation spot?
A: The Dead Sea.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Q: What do you call a large jack-o-lantern?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Who did the goblin take to the dance?
A: His ghoul friend!
Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A: Because he wears a size “S”.
Q: What do ghosts eat on a hot day?
A: Ice cream.
Q: What is the difference between Frankenstein and a zombie?
A: Reading.
Q: What kind of jokes do skeletons without a funny bone tell?
A: Knock knock jokes.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost?
A: A cocker poodle boo.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A: Booberries!
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up?
A: Scarespray!
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What comes out of a ghost’s nose?
A: Boo-gers.
Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit.
Q: What did the skeleton play in band?
A: The trom-bone.
Q: Where do ghosts drop off baby ghosts?
A: Day-scare.
Q: What do vampires take when they are sick on Halloween?
A: Trick-or-treaters.
Q: What car does the Boogie Man drive?
A: A monster truck.
Q: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Booberry pie.
Source: Funology.com