Dumb Things that People Say in Court
There is something about being in a courtroom that seems to activate the dumbest parts of the human brain. Here are some examples: Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”Witness: “I only have one, you know.” Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”Witness: “By death.”Lawyer: “And by whose death was …